When it comes to weddings and marriage, love isn’t the only thing in the air—laughter is too! Whether you’re a bride, groom, wedding guest, or just someone looking to sprinkle humor into vows, speeches, or Instagram captions, marriage puns are the perfect way to say “I do” to fun.
This blog post will walk you down the pun aisle with hilarious wordplay for vows, rings, cakes, dancing, and more. So grab your bouquet, hold hands, and let’s knot waste any time diving in!
Wedding Puns That Make You Say “I Do”
- Let’s taco ‘bout tying the knot. 🌮
- You had me at “hello” and kept me at “I do.”
- We’re a match made in heaven, but also on Tinder.
- Today’s forecast: 100% chance of wedding bells. 🔔
- I doughnut want anyone but you. 🍩
- The wedding cake isn’t the only thing that’s tiered today.
- Marry Christmas, every day with you is a gift. 🎁
- You’re my main squeeze and forever plus one. 🍋
- I found my sole-mate—no more cold feet. 🧦
- I’ve got 99 problems, but a hitch ain’t one.
- A toast to love, laughter, and happily ever laughter. 🥂
- You make me wanna put a ring on pizza. 🍕
- It was love at first “wedding crash.”
- Let’s grow old and wrinkly together.
- Knot kidding, this is forever. 🪢
Funny Marriage Puns for Couples
- Marriage is like a deck of cards—starts with hearts and diamonds, ends with clubs and spades. ♠️♥️
- We finish each other’s… wedding cake.
- You’re the avocado to my toast—I can’t function without you. 🥑
- Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener.
- We’re two peas in a pod, but sometimes one’s frozen. 🥶
- I vow to love you, even during slow Wi-Fi.
- Marriage: where “what’s mine is yours” means my fries too. 🍟
- Together, we’re un-BRI-dle-ably happy.
- Marriage is like Wi-Fi: strong connection, occasional buffering. 📶
- You complete my jigsaw puzzle—minus the missing socks. 🧩
- The only thing I want to split is dessert. 🍨
- A successful marriage is finding someone who laughs at your dad jokes.
- You drive me —and to Target. 🚗
- In marriage, compromise means agreeing on pizza toppings.
- Forever is just a date night away.
Engagement Puns That Rock the Ring 💍
- He liked it, so he put a pun on it.
- Ring me up, I’m engaged!
- This bling is my happily ever after. ✨
- We’re engaged—let’s ring in the good times.
- Forever has a nice ring to it.
- Warning: Sparkle level dangerously high. 💎
- Love locked and loaded—with a diamond.
- The rock may be small, but the love is giant.
- Ring goals: achieved.
- Engagement: the ultimate cliff-hanger before marriage.
- Bride-to-bee buzzing with joy. 🐝
- Put a ring on it? Challenge accepted.
- Our story just got a new chapter—hardcover edition. 📖
- Proposal: nailed it.
- I said yes to love, laughter, and extra guac. 🥑
Hilarious Honeymoon Puns ✈️🏝️
- We’re honeymoonin’ and swoon-moonin’.
- Two tickets to paradise, please. 🎟️
- Life’s a beach, and I’m married to it. 🏖️
- Passport to love stamped forever.
- Sun, sand, and “just married” tan lines. ☀️
- We’re seas the day kind of couple. 🌊
- Honeymoon: the only trip where baggage is cute.
- Love at first flight. ✈️
- I’m coconuts about you. 🥥
- Tropic like it’s hot, honeymoon edition. 🌴
- Hawaii-five-ever with you.
- Adventures are better when we’re newly-webs. 🕸️
- We’re reef-fect for each other. 🐠
- Honeymoon calories don’t count. 🍹
- Married and mer-mazing. 🧜♀️
Bride Puns for the Big Day 👰
- Bride vibes only.
- Something pun, something blue.
- Bridezilla? More like pun-zilla.
- She’s knot your average bride. 🪢
- Here comes the fun. 🎶
- Say yes to the pun.
- Bridal glow? More like bridal giggle.
- Miss to Mrs., with jokes on the side.
- Bride and joy.
- Wedding planning: nailed it with a pun-cil. ✏️
- Flower crown, pun crown. 🌸
- Veil done, pun done.
- She found her happily ever laughter.
- Best dressed, best jest.
- The bride always shines brighter than the diamond.
Groom Puns That Suit Him 🤵
- He’s knot afraid of commitment.
- Groom service included.
- Looking sharp in his suit-uation.
- Groom for improvement? None needed.
- He’s the pun and only.
- A tux with no regrets.
- Groom with a view.
- He nailed the “I do”s.
- Suit up, pun up.
- The man of the hour, and the pun.
- From best man to married man.
- Groom-mates forever.
- Swept her off her feet—no broom required.
- His vows were vowsome.
- Sharp, witty, and taken.
Wedding Cake & Foodie Marriage Puns 🍰
- You bake me
- Love is the secret ingredient.
- Marriage is frosting on the cake.
- Let’s cut to the cake.
- Sweet beginnings, sweeter endings.
- Donut ever let me go. 🍩
- Holy guacamole, we’re married! 🥑
- You butter believe it. 🧈
- Our love is soup-er. 🍲
- Lettuce celebrate. 🥬
- Love is nacho average wedding.
- Olive you forever. 🫒
- Marriage is like wine—it gets better with time. 🍷
- Two scoops of forever. 🍦
- Cake my day, love.
Dance Floor & Reception Puns 🕺💃
- We’re offi-cially hitched and un-offi-cially lit.
- Dancing our way into forever.
- Let’s turnip the beet. 🥕🎶
- Sway yes to love.
- A waltz to remember.
- Reception: where the “cheers” never end.
- Our love is electric—slide. ⚡
- Shake it off, ring it on.
- The Cupid Shuffle was basically our love story.
- Marriage rocks, but dance floors roll.
- We’re raising the roof and the toasts. 🥂
- Just married, just groovin’.
- From vows to wow on the dance floor.
- Tangoing into forever.
- Love at first two-step.
Final Thoughts
Marriage is full of love, laughter, and sometimes a little chaos—but puns make the journey even more fun!
From proposals to honeymoons, these witty one-liners will keep your celebrations lighthearted and memorable.
Whether you’re writing a wedding toast, designing invitations, or just sending cheeky captions, these puns are a guaranteed crowd-pleaser. 💍✨
